Broke Ass Dads Hoodie – Because Dad Life is Cold… and Expensive
$42.00
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this BAD hoodie—because your kids took all your money, and turning up the heat is not in the budget. Made for dads who survive on caffeine, dad jokes, and the faint hope that one day, their Amazon cart won’t be full of mystery purchases.
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Wrap yourself in the warmth of this BAD hoodie—because your kids took all your money, and turning up the heat is not in the budget. Made for dads who survive on caffeine, dad jokes, and the faint hope that one day, their Amazon cart won’t be full of mystery purchases.
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this BAD hoodie—because your kids took all your money, and turning up the heat is not in the budget. Made for dads who survive on caffeine, dad jokes, and the faint hope that one day, their Amazon cart won’t be full of mystery purchases.
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Features:
✔️ Soft, cozy fabric—perfect for napping on the couch “watching the game”
✔️ Kangaroo pocket for storing snacks, receipts, and broken dreams
✔️ Stylish Broke Ass Dads logo so everyone knows exactly why you’re wearing the same hoodie three days in a row
✔️ Pairs well with regretful home improvement projects and your kid’s half-eaten granola bar
Throw it on, embrace the chaos, and stay warm while your wallet stays empty.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!