Episodes
Episode 18: Tape, Tchotchkes & Tantrums: The Broke Ass Move
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining…
Episode 17: Mayhem, May-hem, and the End-of-School Spiral
In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns…
Episode 16: Sunburns, Softball Cheers & Surprise Bills: Welcome to Summer Dad Life
Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of…
Episode 15: New Cars, Old Arguments: Leasing, SUVs, and Suburban Vehicle Madness
This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition…
Episode 14: Anniversaries, New Beds, and Old Friends
The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood…
Episode 13: Mother’s Day & Makeovers
n this episode, the Broke as Dads dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and…
Episode 12: Remodels, Mausoleums, & Oreos
Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology…
Episode 11: Now I’m Really Broke: When Buying a New House Was Not the Plan
This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t…
Episode 10: Slush Funds, Folding Chairs & Jesus Loved Bunnies?
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—
Episode 9: Broke Ass Dads vs. the Travel Sports Industrial Complex (and Allstate Arena's Carpet)
Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena…
Episode 8: First Class Babies
Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories.
Episode 7: Live From Mexico
Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico.
Episode 6: Spring Break Prep: From Packing Cubes to Tequila
Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation.
Episode 5: Maybe He’s a Serial Killer
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning.
Episode 04: Acupuncture & Earwax
The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini travel irons to earwax cameras, no Amazon cart is safe.
Episode 03: Practice Safe Travels
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs.
Episode 02: The Washcloth Doesn’t Cut It
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, we’re diving into the daily struggles of dad life—from questionable hygiene habits to financial debates that only make sense when you’re married.
Episode 01: Maiden Voyage
Welcome to the debut episode of 'Broke Ass Dads,' the podcast where Jordan and Scott hilariously navigate the wild ride of suburban fatherhood and financial chaos. These two broke dads dive into their first episode by venting about their wives' out-of-control online shopping sprees.