Episode 11: Now I’m Really Broke: When Buying a New House Was Not the Plan

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained and great for dodging awkward convos), and both dads unpack the emotional—and financial—weight of moving with kids. Oh, and that Amazon guy? He’s basically part of the family now.

If you’ve ever made a spontaneous life-changing decision because your wife ran out of storage space… this one’s for you.